Hamas Overturn's Its View on "Israel's Right to Exist" Lock of a Lifetime

During the recent trashing of Gaza, Hamas was unable to defend its land or people from the IDF. Sadly, scores of Palestinians died and many more were injured during the recent fighting. Hamas begrudgingly signed a cease-fire agreement due to the recent incursion by Israeli forces. Since that agreement, the IDF has moved its troops out of Gaza; and Hamas has come out of hiding.

What happened?

Israel has released the most crippling devise ever seen in modern warfare. In fact, since this weapon's release, the Arab League is contemplating asking Israel to join its organization to help stabilize the Middle East.

The Big News.

Sports Illustrated unknowingly released Israel's most potent weapon against Hamas: It has allowed Bar Refaeli to showcase her kick ass body to the world!

It's true.

Bar Refaeli, an Israeli model, was featured on the recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2008 cover. This breathtaking beauty has taken the world by storm and will soon force the Middle East to disarm.

Soon the streets of Gaza will see the happy faces of both Hamas and Fatah joined together hand in hand. CNN, BBC, AF, and the most important news outlet Fox will show the former foes marching with giant posters showcasing images of Bar Refaeli and peace signs. "Anti-Semite's" have turned into "Love-Semite's."

Bottom line.

Who could possibly withstand her amazing body? Even Leonardo DeCaprio couldn't handle her heat. Bar Refaeli is a true hero for all humanity. All of this brings up a tough and philosophical question? Which God would create an israeli as the hottest woman on the planet ? Tricky question for sure.

In Related News.

Bin Laden's last tape recording, blasting Israel for the recent violence, was played backwards by a senior CIA analyst last week. The tape was released today to the "liberal" media. Bin Laden can clearly be heard saying, "That Bar Refaeli (pause) is one hot Jew I'd (static) that (no sound) ass (static)... her big (static) hookahs are money".

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by Ryan
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